Let's Always Be Stupid

no regrets. none.

Flippin out now.... I'm so excited!!

Just saw this today…..

omg Flight of the Concords, Al Madrigal, Demetri Martin, and Chris D’elia!!! (and others…)

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omgomgomg unffffff

I AM SO STOKED RN.

The only way it could be better was 1) Lonely Island (my dreaaaams!), 2) Jon Stewart/Steven Colbert, 3) Simon Pegg, 4) George Carlin (zombie?), and 5) anyone from Adventure Time. #believe in your dreams

I BELIEVE.

Sucks that they aren’t directly coming to my city, but I’m totes going… I can’t wait!! I need this to be now.

omg YES…. the new album is shaping up to be awesome. I can’t wait!

ATTENTION: TO THE DRIVER WHO WAS GOING THE WRONG WAY ON THE ROAD AND NEARLY HIT ME

I’m not honking at you to say hi. I’m honking at you, because you’re wrong. You’re so terribly wrong. Everything about you is wrong. 

IDK maybe I’m being a little mean… it’s possible that you didn’t know you were going the wrong way on the road. Atlanta streets can be incredibly confusing… but wait! NO ONE ELSE IS GOING THE WAY YOU ARE. THERE ARE SEVERAL PEOPLE GOING THE OPPOSITE WAY AS YOU ON THE SAME LANE AS YOU. WHAT COULD THAT EVER MEAN? 

Use some fucking common sense, yo. Oh wait, you clearly don’t have any. MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE LIKE SCOOBY DOO AND GET A FUCKING CLUE, INSTEAD OF GOING WHO KNOWS HOW LONG ON  THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD. How did you even get a license? Because you can’t drive worth shit. This is like the basics of the basics.

You know what—-I give up. Just know I mean this from the bottom of my heart:

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

 AMEN.

I cry just a little when I think about letting go…. of my exam to turn it into the professor. 

I can’t wait for the next episode!

My laptop died yesterday…. this week is finals.

Basically, I lost all of my semester’s work.

The worst of it is that one class is entirely taught through lecture— no book at all. So, basically, I have no way of studying for that final at all. FML.

ME RIGHT NOW:

KILL ME NOW.

MAYAN APOCALYPSE WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE YET?!?

Thank you laptop for contributing to how completely and utterly worried and stressed and angry and depressed I am by ruining my chances of passing this class.

Does anyone else get worried about being pregnant at the most inopportune times? Additionally, my period is late—so, I worried about that. I don’t remember doing anything that could cause pregnancy— but I was blacked out during a party so who knows. I hate my period but please of the sake of all that’s good, please please please start period. I cannot be pregnant. I’ve cried a couple times this month and I tear up on the dot. I never do either… is this a sign? I know stress can mess with hormonal cycles, but normally it bring my period early (not late)— thus, I’m freaking out. Completely.

Also, I found out I have to take a drug test TODAY or TOMORROW for my job offer in May—if that makes any sense. I literally have NO time between my exams and studying AND worrying about my late period AND my neighbors are always smoking. I’m kind of terrified that will show up on the test. I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT.

WORST DAY EVER. 

I’m officially and utterly depressed. Let me go buy another tub of ice cream so I can drown my sorrows in calories and self-loathing.